I wake in the morning, and what do I see?
A cloud full of grump hanging right over me!
“Be gone, Grumpy Cloud!” I say to the fluff.
Even steam from my shower just isn’t enough.
As Dad drives to school, it follows the car.
We have to act quickly, we’re not going far.
“Go faster!” I urge him. He won’t even speed.
At this sluggish rate, will I ever be freed?
I need him to hurry, but what can I do?
Come on! I can’t stand it. “DAD, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
I shout with no warning; a total surprise,
Then Dad turns around, and tears fall from my eyes.
“Just take a deep breath,” Dad says, “stay cool.”
I tell him I’m sorry, then run to the school.
I slouch in my seat throughout math class and reading.
Ignore it. Ignore it. I keep on repeating.
I make it to snack time, but crackers and juice
Are hard to enjoy with this cloud on the loose.
Then outside at recess, I’m running around,
I trip on the cloud, and I crash to the ground.
I wail out in pain with my cheeks glowing red,
But that cloud keeps on growing right over my head.
This cloud must be stopped, but it keeps getting darker.
I head to the art room, and take out a marker.
I map out my plan with the perfect precision.
This war can be won by the smallest decision.
My next stop is gym where I gather my tools.
Will it count as a win if I’m breaking the rules?
I knot up my jump rope without being seen,
and I lasso that cloud like a rodeo queen.
I’ll tie it up tight to the side of the bleachers.
It’s just a balloon, I’ll tell all the teachers.
It grows even bigger as I heave and I ho,
and then the rope breaks, and I scream out, “NO!”
I’m sent to the office and ordered to wait.
The principal’s calling my parents? Oh great.
Dad picks me up, and I’m covered in cloud.
Although he is mad, he says nothing out loud.
Now back in my house, I’m defeated at best.
Will I ever get rid of this terrible pest?
And here comes my sister, worst pest in the world.
A bundle of drama that looks like a girl.
“Go away, Gwennie!” I shoo her like flies.
But watching her face, I soon realize
She sees my cloud too, and she’s not impressed.
She sticks out her tongue, and she thumps on her chest.
She charges ahead like a knight off to battle,
But in place of a sword is a pink baby rattle.
Backward and forward, her footwork’s quite grand;
she’s slapping the cloud with the back of her hand.
Oh my, what a scene! As I step back and see,
I start to feel giggles. He he he he…
HAHA HA HA HA, Mom and Dad join in.
I can’t hardly breathe as I say, “Gwendolyn!”
She stops when I point and she looks at her foe.
I know how to make this old grumpy cloud go!
“I’ve got it!” I say, and then drop to my knees.
I tickle her tummy and give her a squeeze.
The giggles we’re making are rising like bubbles.
The cloud’s disappearing, and so are my troubles.
We’re laughing so hard that my eyes start to tear
Then I look to the sky, and I notice it’s clear!
So now the cloud’s gone, and the sun’s shining bright,
I realize it never had a chance in this fight
I just need to focus on all that is good
‘Cause laughter does more than a cloud ever could.